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The Front for the Liberation of Garden Gnomes has reared its ugly head again.
Seventy nine gnomes, recently liberated from their garden dwelling lives of drudgery, were discovered along the banks of a creek in France. They were hidden in the brush with a banner reading "gnome mistreated, gnome liberated".
The Front is a multi-national group, claiming in excess of 100 members.
One hundred and fifty years ago slave owners could and did break up families, selling members to different farms and plantations. Today the FLGG is doing the same thing to gnomes. Stealing away peace loving gnomes from those that are closest to them. Even though they claim that they are operating in the best interest of gnome society, no consideration is given to the wants of the individual gnomes.
FLGG, cease your heinous crimes. Respect the family. Don't steal gnomes. Work for an improvement in their environments if you must, but do not break up these poor families.
Seventy nine gnomes, recently liberated from their garden dwelling lives of drudgery, were discovered along the banks of a creek in France. They were hidden in the brush with a banner reading "gnome mistreated, gnome liberated".
The Front is a multi-national group, claiming in excess of 100 members.
One hundred and fifty years ago slave owners could and did break up families, selling members to different farms and plantations. Today the FLGG is doing the same thing to gnomes. Stealing away peace loving gnomes from those that are closest to them. Even though they claim that they are operating in the best interest of gnome society, no consideration is given to the wants of the individual gnomes.
FLGG, cease your heinous crimes. Respect the family. Don't steal gnomes. Work for an improvement in their environments if you must, but do not break up these poor families.
posted by Keith at 7:15 PM
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