Naked Man Charged With Assault While Displaying a Dangerous Weapon
Only in Iowa.
I'm really just tempted to leave the story here, but the story is almost as good as the headline. This is one of those wonderful stories that I don't even need to expand upon.
A forty-four year old man was the target of taunts and complaints from neighbors as he paraded around nude in his front yard (44? go figure). Instead of hanging his head in shame and hiding, the man went into his house and retrieved a 2 1/2 foot sword (the weapon of choice for nudists). He came out and threatened the neighbors, who called the police. The aggressive nudist was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon, and faces two years in prison.
So, is that a sword in your hand, or are you happy to see me.
I'm really just tempted to leave the story here, but the story is almost as good as the headline. This is one of those wonderful stories that I don't even need to expand upon.
A forty-four year old man was the target of taunts and complaints from neighbors as he paraded around nude in his front yard (44? go figure). Instead of hanging his head in shame and hiding, the man went into his house and retrieved a 2 1/2 foot sword (the weapon of choice for nudists). He came out and threatened the neighbors, who called the police. The aggressive nudist was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon, and faces two years in prison.
So, is that a sword in your hand, or are you happy to see me.
posted by Keith at 5:29 PM
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