Druids in the Mall

Recently in England "Merlin" (that's his whole name) appeared before magistrates on charges that he was shopping with his ceremonial sword. He was represented by "Pendragon", who cited precedence for druids to shop with their swords. Apparently the druids do not recognize the sword as an offensive weapon, only using them to cast spells and draw protective circles. The chief magistrate declined to rule at the time, seeking additional time for research.

Sometimes there are stories that are just so fun that I don't know what to say.

Merlin was shopping in his long flowing green robe and blue cloak. Apparently his sword "alarmed" fellow shoppers who called the police.

I'm not sure, but I think I would have been more concerned if a man named Merlin was shopping in my store wearing a robe and cloak if he hadn't been carrying a sword or staff!

The next question would be, what was he shopping for?