Been there, Wish I had done that

A 64 year old Florida resident is currently in trouble with the law for putting his 1994 LeBaron out of its misery. "John" shot his car five times with a semi-automatic pistol. When asked by his landlord what he was doing, he replied, "I'm putting it out of its misery". Apparently the car had been giving him trouble and he felt that it was time for it to go.

John was charged by the local sheriff and spent the night in jail. He said that it was worth it.

Now, we knew that in Florida it was difficult to let a loved one die. If you try you'll have to talk to Congress, the Supreme Court, and you'll have a yard full of the Bushes trying to run your life. I guess that it's the same way for your old car. Better keep it running or the governor will get you.