As Seen on TV

I had a customer in the store yesterday that was asking about a specific product on the shelf. He was comparing this "unknown" brand of food processor to the industry standard. He commented that he had never heard of the unknown. I explained that the company was an "As Seen on TV" brand, everything that they make is shown on the infomercials first. After it has worn out it's novelty on the air it is released into the stores. His eyes lit up and he grabbed it off the shelf and ran to the register.

You know you're a hill-jack if...........